14 Black Friday Funny Quotes From Celebrities, Comedians, And More!

The day after Thanksgiving is one of the biggest shopping days of the year and is often referred to as “Black Friday.” The term was first coined by Philadelphia police officer John W.W. Bratton in 1961 and referred to crowds and traffic congestion so heavy that it seemed like a black fog hung over the city on this day. This post looks at some notable Black Friday Funny Quotes from celebrities, politicians, comedians, and more!

Black Friday Funny Quotes

Top 14 Black Friday Funny Quotes:

We’ve compiled some of our favorite quotes from Black Friday shoppers, which you can find below.

01.

“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”

– Bo Derek

02.

Shopping is my cardio.

Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City
Shopping is my cardio

03.

I like my money where I can see it… Hanging in my closet.

Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City

04.

You can always find something you want.

Sophie Kinsella, Confessions of a Shopaholic

05.

I hate last-minute shopping, it’s always unsuccessful.

Cat Deeley

06.

I’ve been shopping all my life and still have nothing to wear.

Sally Poplin

07.

“I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.

Tommy Cooper
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows

08.

Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.” 

Marilyn Monroe
Happiness is not in money, but in shopping

09.

If men liked shopping, they’d call it research.

Cynthia Nelms, Consumer Behavior: Women and Shopping

10.

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.

Oscar Wilde
Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping

11.

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online.

Kumail Nanjiani

12.

I love shopping. There is a little bit of magic found in buying something new.

Rebecca Bloom

13.

Shopping ethically can empower others, change lives, and impact the world on a greater scale.

Molly Stillman
Shopping ethically can empower others, change lives, and impact the world on a greater scale

14.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.

Elayne Boosler

Black Friday is a time of year where we can all find some great deals. It’s also a chance for us to spend time with the people who matter most in our lives and create new memories as well! We hope you had an amazing holiday season and encourage you to share your favorite quotes from this special day on social media. Happy shopping!

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